The Morning Stream
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Filtered episodes(28)
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2973: Bonfire Of The Manatees
Published Mar 4, 2026
This Is About The Burger Pee. Using the crack to your advantage. Knee to the groin eye appointment. Darth Protovaper! I Don't Like Aiiiiiiii Greeeeeeeen! Weird Wednesday with Dunaway. Paying The Tesla Tax. Big Chunky Floater. Maybe Creed Gets Cranked. E.T. Found Polyp. Beau-acal Kissing? Buy the better tires. Old farts talk about pricing back in the day. Sugarloaf Lane. Every Phone Can Be Foldable with Tom Merritt! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2972: Salmon Hands
Published Mar 3, 2026
The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed object. I Did a Thing. You can smell rice!! Raiders of the Lost Ibbott. I'm Not Buying The Blush. Happly Apply Day. What If Myself Into A Corner. Clean and Functional like a black website. Going back to the Pitt with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2971: Schrodinger's Court Date!
Published Mar 2, 2026
The Odor is Coming from Inside the House. Cat flap chicken. Is there such a thing as too much bandwidth cuz I'd really like to know? Oh Hi March. I'm Judge Clarification. Kennel The Dogs, Google Is Here! Come for the install, stay for the lasagna. Ugly Betty Bam Ba Lam. Loki Whatshisface. Poor Mildred Down the Street. The O has transferred from the B to the Router. Speaking of Being in Love with Brian Dunaway. The Wiz Khalifa Building. Lumpy Koalas. Tuner Fish w Nicole and more on this episode o
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2970: AARP Centerfold
Published Feb 26, 2026
Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine Is Amazing! Impaled by Jackelope. Apple Computer Microbrewery. You Don't See Too Many ZOYs These Days. Final Destination: Longhorn Steakhouse. 80-Year-Olds do all of Democracy. Casayt teppes! Pick up your socks! Let Your Woe Begone. Eat Raw Meat. Putting Out Virtual Fires With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. Se
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2969: Beardy Spice
Published Feb 25, 2026
The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of Ibbott. HOA PITA. What Kind of a Big Deal. Putting My Hand in Their Package Hole. Miner Spice and Avon Spice. Un-thirsty Plants. Town Meeting Town Meeting. She Doesn't Like Facebook --- Well, I Can Understand That! Let's go SCSI. It Always Feels Like Ring Doorbell's Watching Me with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Aca
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2968: The Cringe You Know
Published Feb 24, 2026
Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Creeeeeeeeeam. Trusting a Lady to check my junk. I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford Bradington Bradley Reese III. Hannibal Lite. Hallmark Serial Killer. How Far Can You Throw A Goose? Hip Hop Hooray, In the Whitest Way with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2967: Dude Illegence
Published Feb 23, 2026
Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New Jersey's got 24 inches. Happy Kristen Day. Milking Rambo. Just a Small Heart Attack. Cats: How do they work? The Meaning of Life with Dunaway. A Desert of Suck. Unfortunate Cookie. Wet Dress Rehearsals w Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2966: Organic Intervention
Published Feb 19, 2026
Temu Leatherface. Brian's back. Quick hide the porn. Anti-Probiotics. Carolina Snot Sauce. Black Market Condoms. She Looked Like A Bethany. Everybody's From Somehting! You Made Movies AND Gum! Without Party City, Where Can I Get a Mask? What Are You People Doing On Your Downtime??!? Oh. Barry Keeduggermuggen. This Critic Review goes up to One hundred and eleven. The Drug Boat. Lubricate the Process. Pharmacy Butt with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See aca
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2965: Tip Tingle
Published Feb 18, 2026
I don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Advertising Platforms for Shouting. Pray to the Floating Head. A Big Layer of Zip. Happy to Fork that Sandwich. Barely in Sandwich Form. 50/50 Celebration, One Shrimp and One Horse. When Life Gives You Plemons. Stone Bones with Tom. Phantom Groin Pain. Not Generalized - Just Pain in the Ass. Armpit hair is 100% worse and more on this episode of The Mo
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2964: Give A Hootie, Don't Polluti
Published Feb 17, 2026
Amy Smoke Wagon Robinson. Cloacal Kissing. The very fine TVsTravis. Dr. Niki: Title Factory. Shaved Greg Maddox. This Is The WORST Gusher Ever!!! Unihole. A Hole In One with Dr Headbutt. A Man Chicken. We all start butt first. Chewing Chud. Dino's did it in the shower. Incoming Sheep Sound. What A Man Chicken Has Downstairs. Chuck Style Bullshit w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2963: It's A Sit Day
Published Feb 12, 2026
Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Man. You'll get No Denise Crosby No Regina King and No Lt Yar. Clay-tality. Deep, but not Chicago deep. My favorite kind of pizza is the one closest to me. MORTAL FROGBAT!! Hair eating chair. X-Men's Greatest Villain. New York is Crackery. Beat Box Breathing. I Like a Mouthfull of that Dough. Growing Your Stunted Growth Thingy w Wendi and more on thi
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2962: Vocal Jazzercise
Published Feb 11, 2026
We've Always Been Stupid. Useless In The Apocalypse. Brian's Got the Gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex Your Chicken Dance Muscles. It's Very Hard To Be A Serial Killer In 2026. Thumb reversal, hell of a skill. Cloaca Experts Incoming. Radioactive Pig-Boar Hybrids. Shitty Ribbons. Sonic Streaming Burgers. Just Remember, It's All Fake News. OG MLM. A Typical PB AND J. Looking Fantastic w Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2961: Fever and Nudge
Published Feb 10, 2026
These Ass Oreos Taste Weird. 24 hour bullshit. You Spin Me Right Round Venus, right round, like a planet baby. Mystery Pink Eye Date. Of Course he had a Top Knot. Poop Tower. Talking Celestial Movements. Bomb-ass hospital visit. Court Deposition Equals Bonus Show Content. Planets have their own thing. Good for planets. Bobloblobbler. I Like A Good Rubber. The ball goes here, and it's magnetic! Slow Your Roll February. Licking the Troll with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Ho
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2960: Olympic Motorboating
Published Feb 9, 2026
Where I Come From, Water Is A Drink. Mint On Colon. Krank That Kraut. Belinda isn't Brandy. This Hot Dog's from a farm upstate. Someday, Robert Wagner. I don't like pipe-weeeeeeed. You get NO DKP, NO SODA, and NO Lt. YAR!! Are ya fielding lucky, punk? Flashing Pascal. Two Meter Glizzy from IKEA. We Call the Dog Frito Lay. Carter from the Matrix. Thor's Boobie Covers! Check Your Pee with Stephen and more on this episode of TMS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2959: Meat in the Middle
Published Feb 5, 2026
Is It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich Question? THERE'S NO MOPEY! Thumbleina Shrooms. You'll get NO vaccine, NO treaty, and NOOO SGT. MOPEY! I get paid in tables. Mortal Kombat Fish. Dem Sardine Bones. Fresh from the cloaca. Beef Gli$$y. Basic-ass Magneto. Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Fish Bones. Heads On Potato Chips. Overnight Fish Oil. Gives Me the Big Gas. And it's gone, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2958: Junior Warburton
Published Feb 4, 2026
Tugging on the Teats of my Routers. See-o-lay! Where's Old Belgium? Hello Luke and Bo. Brian's Food Porn. I know everything except the title. Battle of Bulging Creek. Squid Cock. Alcohol Salad. Ribbed Sauce for your pleasure. Big Baby's tippy top went flippity flop. More Hard Drive Than Man. Pirate apogee. Big Bopper and Buddy Holly will return in Avengers Doomsday. Spin storage with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2957: Up the Was Zoom
Published Feb 3, 2026
The Carter Cookie Caper. WHO MOVED MY BOX?! Who's This Jim with Kim?!? The Legs are a Metaphor. Perfumed Cotton Candy. What flavor is gelatinous slime? Conan the Barbarian Therapist. I'll Take The Ted Bundy. Stimulate Yourself... With Caffeine! TRON Water. Olive Margins. Everybody wants a Ruby Rod. Smells Fruity, Fake Fruity. Frump Her Up A Lot. Cutting Edge Pen Technology with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2956: Big Cinnamon
Published Feb 2, 2026
You Can't Touch Him There w Brian Dunaway. Cumin spice girl. Psychopath wing wong. Smothered in ELO Gravy. The girl from Empanada. Mun, Toot and Fry. All Of This Is Liquid. I don't like Beaneeeeeeeees. Warm Farts and Hot Hearts. There'll Be Nudity. Douglas Adams knew 6-7 Before It Was A Thing. RayRoyBans. Grab em by the attention. She's The Best Fanning. No Nicoleimentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2955: The Skittles Response
Published Jan 29, 2026
Zoreo. Puffington Host. Hubba Bubba Toil and Trubba. How many chips are ahoy-ing, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Spicy Szechuan Panda. Silence Potato. Pinkie Knuckle. Is January a Bulge or Divot? Iambic pentameter - the witch's cadence. Go Out and Sports. It's so rancid. It's from the 70s. I'm Packin' Heat... Diablo Packets. Hot Dog Water Room with Flavored Rails. HAIL HYDROX! Don't Fight Winter People with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2954: Spoctor Dock
Published Jan 28, 2026
I Don't Like Beanieeeeeeeeeeees. Love No Snow Tho'. I Can Defiantly See Why You Like It. John Luck Pick Hard. Well, Actually with Dunaway. Gordon is alive. You get NO Freeze, NO Snow, and NO Lt. Yar!! How Do We Know They Are Japanese? Take a Jance on Lance. Accent On The Pee. Tron was NOT the Dude! Get These... Half-Pipers Outta the City. Raspberry Spunk and Peach Glape. Filament Go Round in Circles. Cache me outside with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See a
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2953: Firecracker Boobs
Published Jan 27, 2026
Nut Sundae. Peach Comma Teaaaaaaaaaaaa. Scott Is Louder In His Head. There's Chocolate On His Sweater Already, Neopolitan Spaghetti. That's Totally a Glape. The food's good at the hotel, but there's no atmosphere. In space no one can hear you scam. AI Eater Lad. Solo cup fred. Mini Minucci. I Missed BaldCon By a Hair. Vodka Drunkinski. Jerry's Got Skillet.A round of root beer floats for everyone! Bang a Gong with tv's stravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See a
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2952: Claire Foy eh
Published Jan 26, 2026
Insufficient Zooming and Fingering. Surprise Broderick. The balls were slippery. Pervy Gooner. Coriolis Coriolanus. Funeral Bird. Picasshole. The smell of Facebook. Step-mother nature. Right brained, left handed, center toothed. Cuba Goodingsnake. And you can have RED ICE. Funeral Lasagne. Broncos Busted. Moist Anger with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2951: Wookie Duty
Published Jan 21, 2026
Cursive Cursing. A Cat Named Beef. Getting Twitchy. Let's Test the Show's Latency. Sour creme on your chalupa is not a euphemism. Emails dash jugs of pee. A Baja Better Time. You Need A Grommet. Imma seal up my hole. The hoity toity mall. Shrodenger's seating. Panky and the brian. But I would have liked to watch you struggle a little bit. Flower Child Something. Belter Passwords with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2950: Well Co-Axually
Published Jan 20, 2026
Tame at the Butt. Just because everything CAN be content doesn't mean everything SHOULD be content. I'm Afraid I can't do That, Dave. Prompt Artists, go eat a poo. Make Your Own Bad Luck. Billie AIlish. Just Typin' Shit into a Thing. Sia wouldn't want to Bia. Lounge It Up. That name is Gay! Chocolate Pyramid Poops. Celebrate a Dumb Number Thing. Bone transmission. Robbing a bank just for the tip. Claim Your Tacos with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2949: Gingham Style
Published Jan 19, 2026
Hair gel water. My Filoni Has a First Name. So Long John, And Thanks For All The Fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucilex. Favreau Beans and a nice Chianti. Brian stimulated Scott's mother in law. The Reindeer Police Action. Shaneel, Shlamazio, monkey beeky beeky boo! Captain and Chenille. Beefy Hamm. Inversion of the Body Snatchers. Bulk Bad for You Items. 70s TV Detective Reboots with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See aca
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2948: Dirt Bacteria
Published Jan 15, 2026
Critical Shit. In Space No One Can Hear You Burp. A gif about Jif. More Like Napoleon Bunnypart. Stick it in the port. Bubble Size with Wendi. You got Peanut butter in my Burger. You got Burger in my Peanut butter. Did you know the wombat? Poop Cubes. Shut Up, The Meg. Rocky times in Boulder. I'm Only Smelling When It Rains. High quality urine. Stick It on the Port. Hitting That Heart Beat Limit and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2947: Licensed To Pun
Published Jan 14, 2026
Orange Hot Chili Pepper. 0HELLNO. Poop and Big Meat are my favorites. Some of these N words are troubling. Graduates of the Drescher Academy. We're Here To Hump. Dumb Effery. Twerkel the Urkel. You'll get N o Kang, No Tony Stark and No Lt Yar. Questions for Q*Bert. Hot is the Devil's Temperature. Am I annoying you Brian. It was Palpatine all along. Daryl James Tobasco. Save the kimchi, save the world with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy
- StandardSummaries onlyTMS 2946: Sony Owny
Published Jan 13, 2026
I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage! Scott Is Going To Fart Smoke. Under your clothes, you're naked! She's not giving mermaid. Eventual Qdoba. Mr. Chipotle to My Ready Room! Alamoshittification. Inaugrial. I Wanna Be Ripley, Believe it or Not. Being Dog Malkovich. A taste of a sound. In the world of Sony's, be a Valve. SCTV was full of weird lookin' people. Way Mo Dangerous. One Hour Photobombing with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See aca